200 Bands

the stooges are retarded.
radiohead are intelligent.
the cure are sad.
van halen are partying.
tom waits is classy.
weezer are geeky.
slayer are brutal.
the residents are insane.
the monkees are wholesome.
mr bungle are schizophrenic.
the cramps are perverted.
everclear are whiny.
napalm death are obnoxious.
the damned are damned.
u2 are important.
ministry are dark.
lightning bolt are overwhelming.
the dead kennedys are political.
crass are anarchist.
gang of four are socialist.
rage against the machine are communist.
kiss are capitalist.
moby is democratic.
ted nugent is republican.
john cougar mellencamp is american.
the meat puppets are blazed.
the mc5 are rowdy.
guns and roses are violent.
the new york dolls are men.
sleater-kinney are women.
the fall are sarcastic.
rem are earnest.
electric six are fabulous.
blood brothers are spastic.
television are nervous.
the stone roses are arrogant.
the guess who are humble.
buddy holly is premature.
wilco are mature.
chuck berry is slick.
sebadoh are sloppy.
weird al is wacky.
frank black is zany.
xtc are brainy.
bad brains are intense.
de la soul are funny.
madonna is materialistic.
devo are ironic.
the eagles are rich.
the dead milkmen are silly.
nick cave is serious.
brian eno is brilliant.
roxy music are sensual.
nwa are gangsta.
ac/dc are cocky.
insane clown posse are stupid.
the breeders are elegant.
liars are cruel.
burzum is evil.
the buzzcocks are witty.
the melvins are slow.
the yardbirds are glorious.
the flying burrito brothers are rural.
wu-tang clan are urban.
blink 182 are suburban.
cream are snobby.
aerosmith are sleazy.
gg allin is terrible.
linkin park are awful.
limp bizket are worse.
the b-52s are camp.
public enemy are black.
beastie boys are jewish.
eminem is white.
black sabbath are heavy.
fugazi are ethical.
the red hot chili peppers are sexy.
jimi hendrix is freaky.
james brown is funky.
the clash are righteous.
stevie wonder is visionary.
lou reed is cool
rush are uncool.
willie nelson is wise.
man man are ridiculous.
big star are legendary.
john lennon is mean.
paul mccartney is sweet.
george harrison is spiritual.
ringo starr is charming.
operation ivy are energetic.
pete seeger is fatherly.
joni mitchell is motherly.
metallica are angry.
the talking heads are paranoid.
big black are hateful.
the mamas and the papas are loving.
woody guthrie is ancient.
green day are pubescent.
tiny tim is huge.
patti smith is poetic.
simon and garfunkel are bookish.
bob dylan is lying.
ween are joking.
the ramones are dumb.
wire are smart.
the smiths are melodramatic.
zz top are masculine.
belle and sebastian are feminine.
bob marley is natural.
aphex twin is unnatural.
ol dirty bastard is dirty.
the rza is sharp.
the gza is masterful.
the minutemen are economical.
the butthole surfers are gross.
hanson are clean.
sonic youth are abstract.
pere ubu are concrete.
the everly brothers are sleepy.
the strokes are modern.
x are retro.
daniel johnston is crazy.
the velvet underground are arty.
creedence clearwater revival are unpretentious.
the doors are pretentious.
the beach boys are blissful.
neutral milk hotel are ugly.
sigur ros are beautiful.
my bloody valentine are pretty.
the pixies are hyper.
the kinks are english.
the pogues are irish.
pavement are smartasses.
the flaming lips are weird.
the descendents are immature.
husker du are bitter.
elliott smith is dead.
the jesus and mary chain are druggy.
modest mouse are drunk.
frank zappa is sober.
gogol bordello are tipsy.
the white stripes are incestuous.
the smashing pumpkins are pompous.
neil young is old.
the who are young.
guided by voices are messy.
the byrds are trippy.
the violent femmes are horny.
explosions in the sky are cinematic.
anal cunt are offensive.
genesis are theatrical.
godspeed you! black emperor are apocolyptic.
mudhoney are unclean.
animal collective are wild.
xiu xiu are disturbed.
of montreal are flamboyant.
kraftwerk are industrious.
the magnetic fields are coy.
can are repetitive.
bauhaus are gothic.
the misfits are devilish.
yes are excessive.
pissed jeans are smelly.
the jesus lizard are dangerous.
devendra banhart is hairy.
iron maiden are nerdy.
spiritualized are fucked.
janis joplin is loose.
leonard cohen is deep.
johnny cash is tough.
motorhead are rough.
frank sinatra is smooth.
nine inch nails are angsty.
led zeppelin are bombastic.
mission of burma are anthemic.
nick drake is shy.
the band are fabled.
elvis presley is rebellious.
jonathan richman is pure.
bright eyes are dramatic.
nirvana are depressed.
the pillows are innocent.
david bowie is androgynous.
the arcade fire are epic.
queen are gay.
minor threat are straight.
dinosaur jr are loud.
beat happening are amateur.
joanna newsom is childish.
joy division are detached.
the sex pistols are confrontational.
captain beefheart is absurd.
black flag are pissed.
the replacements are jerks.
the beatles are perfect.
the rolling stones are easy.
pink floyd are grandiose.
bruce springsteen is heroic.
the grateful dead are stoned.